The Kingdom of Archusta is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 213 million Archustans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The thriving Archustan economy, worth 17.6 trillion Dawgs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,470 Dawgs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Archustan soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Archusta's national animal is the Mountain Cur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Archusta is ranked 186,870^th in the world and 268^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.