The Kingdom of Axguard is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Gabriel with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.607 billion Guardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Axmias. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Axguardian economy, worth 100 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,252 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, a third of Guardians are e-certified CEOs, and the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axguard's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Axguard is ranked 31,302^nd in the world and 69^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 894.59 on the Clooney Contribution Index.