The Empire of Coopsbombia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.246 billion Coopsbombians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Coopsbombian economy, worth 599 trillion plasmoids a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 184,552 plasmoids, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, Coopsbombian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, and Coopsbombian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coopsbombia's national animal is the golden sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Coopsbombia is ranked 77,965^th in the world and 149^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 375.88 on the Clooney Contribution Index.