The Federation of Draznia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Helmdeer with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 8.881 billion Drazni are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grestin. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Drazni economy, worth a remarkable 2,581 trillion silverpieces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 290,637 silverpieces, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The fattest folk in Draznia look to be the happiest ones, it's illegal to be caught on tape, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, and the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Draznia's national animal is the stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Draznia is ranked 1,985^th in the world and 2^nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Food Quality, scoring 281.46 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.