The Morbidly Obese Citizens of Drewtopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Droob Russell with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.498 billion Drewtopians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drewtopolis. The average income tax rate is 34.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drewtopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,260 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 168,111 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, even God cannot save you in Drewtopia, airport security is provided by private companies, and drunk drivers are sentenced to death. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drewtopia's national animal is the Sweaterausarus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Drewtopia is ranked 269,104^th in the world and 397^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -9.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.