The Republic of Eashavist is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Feng Kerder with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 2.756 billion Eshavistians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galakty. The average income tax rate is 33.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Eashavistian economy, worth 146 trillion flints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,180 flints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feng Kerder has just been declared ruler of Eashavist in an international press conference, Islam has been named as Eashavist's national religion, refugees without a PhD are sent back to where they came from, and Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Eashavist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eashavist's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Eashavist is ranked 163,202^nd in the world and 233^rd in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 81.74 on the Clooney Contribution Index.