The Kingdom of Expopers is a large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 56 million Expopersians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.6%.

The strong Expopersian economy, worth 3.08 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 55,028 euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 186,400 per year while the poor average 12,000, a ratio of 15.5 to 1.

The studies of art and philosophy are banned, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them, students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games, and the Expopersian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Expopers's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Expopers is ranked 226,167^th in the world and 343^rd in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.