The Democratic Republic of Garyiutia is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, devout population of 597 million Garyiutchos are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Javoskow. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Garyiutia economy, worth 27.5 trillion kunitoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 46,042 kunitoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, the government snoops on private internet connections, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garyiutia's national animal is the avestruz, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Garyiutia is ranked 77,700^th in the world and 838^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,748.17 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.