The Republic of Eindhoven-Veldhoven is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 278 million Eindhoven-Veldhoveners love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eindhoven-Veldoven City. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Eindhoven-Veldhovenian economy, worth 11.0 trillion Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 39,519 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Eindhoven-Veldhovenian language, and visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eindhoven-Veldhoven's national animal is the Brabant Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eindhoven-Veldhoven is ranked 13,204^th in the world and 450^th in The Communist Bloc for Nicest Citizens, with 28.53 average smiles per day.