The People's Republic of Socialist UwU is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its national health service, state-planned economy, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 261 million Socialist UwUians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Socialist UwUian economy, worth 8.32 trillion uwubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 31,863 uwubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, Socialist UwU has designated Socialist UwU City as its capital city, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Socialist UwU City to enjoy their national art, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist UwU's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialist UwU is ranked 40,882^nd in the world and 614^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.46 law-abiding acts per hour.