The United Socialist State of Anerchi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vladimir Levinov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.959 billion Anerchians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murmansk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Anerchian economy, worth 571 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 193,293 Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, and glassy-eyed Anerchian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anerchi's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Anerchi is ranked 17,745^th in the world and 321^st in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.71 law-abiding acts per hour.