The People's Republic of Goddamnistan is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 239 million Goddamnistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Goddamnistanian economy, worth 14.3 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 59,653 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation rates have hit a new low, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Goddamnistan City Pugs against long odds, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goddamnistan's national animal is the Pug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goddamnistan is ranked 48,913^th in the world and 703^rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,426.75 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.