The Republic of GirlsAndGays is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.336 billion GirlsAndGaysians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amstheythem. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient GirlsAndGaysian economy, worth 592 trillion Slays a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 177,629 Slays, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and artists are pillars of society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GirlsAndGays's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yassification.

GirlsAndGays is ranked 288,443^rd in the world and 1,291^st in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -19.14 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.