The Constitutional Monarchy of Haeruba is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Eliza III with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.601 billion Haerubans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harrington. The average income tax rate is 16.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haeruban economy, worth 298 trillion Haeruban Nestalles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 114,693 Haeruban Nestalles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories, and nose plugs are the latest Haeruban fashion accessory. Crime is totally unknown. Haeruba's national animal is the Haeruban Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Haeruba is ranked 94,049^th in the world and 183^rd in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 265.58 on the Clooney Contribution Index.