The Federal Republic of Hangunaria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Zekeko Lulibi Comoma with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.525 billion Hangunarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pesphaya. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hangunarian economy, worth 218 trillion Ngunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,494 Ngunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Moonshine has made a resurgence, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, and every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hangunaria's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Menotism.

Hangunaria is ranked 101,403^rd in the world and 95^th in Lands End for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,376.97 on the Gilded Widget Scale.