Population | 1.9 billion |
Capital | Donideann |
Leader | Ewan Thorcaill |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | pioban |
Animal | whale |
The Commonwealth of Hapatmitas is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ewan Thorcaill with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.9 billion Hapats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donideann. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Hapat economy, worth 204 trillion piobans a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,708 piobans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, and midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hapatmitas's national animal is the whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.
Hapatmitas is ranked 182,350th in the world and 261st in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hapatmitas, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
- : Following new legislation in Hapatmitas, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.
- : Following new legislation in Hapatmitas, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
- : Following new legislation in Hapatmitas, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
- : Following new legislation in Hapatmitas, Ewan Thorcaill's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
- : Hapatmitas was endorsed by The Idyllic Utopia of The Union of Ibistic States.
- : Hapatmitas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Hapatmitas endorsed The Armed Republic of United Dryciianian Pryjiim.
- : Hapatmitas was endorsed by The Armed Republic of United Dryciianian Pryjiim.
- : Hapatmitas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 23 » Creeperopolis, Qaratoprok, Tosara, Avengis, Kufard, Syndralia, DragonBorn Clan, AAAHHHchooo, Quezo, Pan de Rosas, Tiernesia, Haeruba, Aidax, Targetwest, Exitodia, AngelStitch, Main Page, Democratic People Republic of NorthKorea, Osimiria, Kingdom of Andoria, Hepanastat State, Omakise, and The Union of Ibistic States.