The Armed Republic of Hugglemoffle is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Biggest Little Brother with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.728 billion Hugglemoffleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Downrightscary. The average income tax rate is 64.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hugglemofflean economy, worth a remarkable 3,658 trillion random body parts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,173 random body parts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Downrightscary's playgrounds, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime is totally unknown. Hugglemoffle's national animal is the Too Slow Doe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hugglemoffle is ranked 37,309^th in the world and 980^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.87 law-abiding acts per hour.