The Kingdom of Kufard is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 🎩 Shawn Cascadi with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.91 billion Kufardiytsi are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏰 Deonysia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kufardian economy, worth 188 trillion 💷 Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,621 💷 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 355,357 per year while the poor average 19,571, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.

Public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, and Kufard isn't what it used to be. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kufard's national animal is the 🐏 Bighorn sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ⚛️ Atheism.

Kufard is ranked 100,048^th in the world and 191^st in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 231.51 on the Clooney Contribution Index.