The UK Sovereign of Lancashia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by HM King George IX with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.719 billion Lancashians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manchester. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lancashian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Towers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,818 Towers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime, skateparks can be found in every city, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Lancashian politicians, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lancashia's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Lancashia is ranked 36,650^th in the world and 82^nd in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 800 on the Clooney Contribution Index.