The Republic of Landunieshiros is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.422 billion Landunieshirosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Landunieshirosian economy, worth 746 trillion Doughs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,744 Doughs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, and all screens are equal but some are more equal than others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landunieshiros's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Landunieshiros is ranked 6,813^th in the world and 181^st in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.13 law-abiding acts per hour.