The Federation of LucettieR is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 257 million LucettieRians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The powerhouse LucettieRian economy, worth 23.0 trillion Vaktrian pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 89,572 Vaktrian pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 574,455 per year while the poor average 5,691, a ratio of 100 to 1.

Politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the LucettieRian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. LucettieR's national animal is the Sand.

LucettieR is ranked 49,989^th in the world and 107^th in A Taco Paradise for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,225.07 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.