The Kingdom of Myeri is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 445 million Myeriens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dyvei. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Myerien economy, worth 27.2 trillion Dove Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 61,108 Dove Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Meat-eating is frowned upon, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, Harry Potter books are banned, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myeri's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Myeri is ranked 5,398^th in the world and 6^th in A Taco Paradise for Most Primitive, scoring 118.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.