The Republic of Lumarania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chad with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, digital currency, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.91 billion Lumaranians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lumaria. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lumaranian economy, worth 322 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 110,806 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

An enormous health awareness programme is underway, CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lumarania's national animal is the Golden Golden Retriever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Lumarania is ranked 64,089^th in the world and 120^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 480.5 on the Clooney Contribution Index.