The Oppressed Peoples of Neo-Malaysia is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avowedly heterosexual populace, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.27 billion Neo-Malaysians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KL-X. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neo-Malaysian economy, worth 161 trillion Ringgits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,224 Ringgits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, Neo-Malaysia has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders, and church and state are inseparable in their influence on education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Malaysia's national animal is the Non-Malay people, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neo-Malaysia is ranked 23,963^rd in the world and 37^th in The League for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,472.23 on the Gilded Widget Scale.