The Confederation of Omakise is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Leon Trotsky with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.129 billion Omakiseans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiev. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Omakisean economy, worth 102 trillion Omakise zloties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,170 Omakise zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, and both criminals and civilians are DOA. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omakise's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Omakise is ranked 38,832^nd in the world and 77^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 765.63 on the Clooney Contribution Index.