The Free Land of Osimiria is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Innocent Perikeme Arnold with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.507 billion Osimirians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nnukwu Ulo. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Osimirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,320 trillion olaochas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,906 olaochas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, and pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers. Crime is totally unknown. Osimiria's national animal is the black panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Osimiria is ranked 9,505^th in the world and 24^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,872.23 on the Clooney Contribution Index.