The Federation of Pogmalaysia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by pog v2 with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 5.244 billion Pogmalaysians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, although Defense, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poggish Creek. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Pogmalaysian economy, worth 251 trillion pogish breads a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,007 pogish breads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, the new one pogish bread coin also makes a handy throwing-star, the Pogmalaysian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pogmalaysia's national animal is the Large Pogged Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is meh.

Pogmalaysia is ranked 32,466^th in the world and 70^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 871.54 on the Clooney Contribution Index.