The Federal Commonwealth of Quezo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Almighty Seagull with a fair hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.48 billion Seagulls are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Seagullian economy, worth a remarkable 2,287 trillion Qoists a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 305,805 Qoists, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,022,920 per year while the poor average 67,956, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.

Code enforcement officers circle wealthy Seagulls like vultures, both criminals and civilians are DOA, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, and creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quezo's national animal is the Seagull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Seagullismï¸ï¸.

Quezo is ranked 284,363^rd in the world and 428^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -17.89 on the Clooney Contribution Index.