The Empire of RealKedah is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 359 million Kedahans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federica. The average income tax rate is 27.0%.

The Kedahan economy, worth 17.8 trillion Ringgits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,476 Ringgits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Asking a friend if they like watermelons is a potentially criminal act, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, a speech a day keeps climate change away, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RealKedah's national animal is the Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

RealKedah is ranked 112,477^th in the world and 1,301^st in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,748.52 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.