The Free Land of RelentlessPirates is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, flagrant waste-dumping, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 484 million Pirates are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Newgate. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.8%.

The frighteningly efficient RelentlessPiratesian economy, worth 46.2 trillion INRS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 95,512 INRS, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Governments opposing RelentlessPirates are beset by rebels, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, for just a few extra INRS Pirates can get new driving records with their new cars, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RelentlessPirates's national animal is the ORCA, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

RelentlessPirates is ranked 100,357^th in the world and 1,370^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.96 law-abiding acts per hour.