The Oppressed Peoples of Bucals Kagotoaion is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vladimir Pavijanovich with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 8.694 billion Bucals Kagotoaionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Baboondale. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bucals Kagotoaionian economy, worth a remarkable 3,053 trillion baviaans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 351,188 baviaans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Where there's a will there is usually a password manager, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, young people never forget their first roommate — no matter how much counselling they have, and a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations. Crime is totally unknown. Bucals Kagotoaion's national animal is the baboon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bucals Kagotoaion is ranked 7,190^th in the world and 111^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.07 law-abiding acts per hour.