The Kingdom of Ruseyos is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 673 million Ruseyosians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Ruseyos. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ruseyosian economy, worth 67.7 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,581 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The children of Ruseyos are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, concussed Golden Eagleball players cannot remember their lineup position, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, and paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ruseyos's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ruseyos is ranked 50,028^th in the world and 98^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 618.53 on the Clooney Contribution Index.