The Empire of RzeczPospolitaya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Great Crier Yaroslav the Wise with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.34 billion RzeczPospolitayans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wrocław. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RzeczPospolitayan economy, worth 281 trillion Zloties a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,087 Zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RzeczPospolitaya's national animal is the Red Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Crokidstarism.

RzeczPospolitaya is ranked 75,897^th in the world and 142^nd in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 391.8 on the Clooney Contribution Index.