Population | 147 million |
Currency | kivar |
Animal | owl |
The Theocracy of Saibalar is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 147 million Saibalarians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Saibalarian economy, worth 3.72 trillion kivars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 25,326 kivars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, workers have seized control of the economy, and the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saibalar's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Saibalar is ranked 105,652nd in the world and 147th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,261.95 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Saibalar lodged a message on the The Union of Democratic States Regional Message Board.
- : Saibalar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Saibalar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Saibalar was endorsed by The Federation of Tank Republicans.
- : Saibalar was endorsed by The Definitely not unstable of Bagong Timog Mindanao.
- : Saibalar's influence in The Union of Democratic States rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Saibalar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Saibalar, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice.
- : Following new legislation in Saibalar, workers have seized control of the economy.
- : Saibalar was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 5 » Orlandya, Zion Imperium, Kantobliv, Bagong Timog Mindanao, and Tank Republicans.