The Santa of Kantobliv is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.526 billion Kantians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ultra Oblivew Metropolis. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kantoblivian economy, worth a remarkable 3,482 trillion P$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 239,751 P$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and artists are pillars of society. Crime is totally unknown. Kantobliv's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Elemental Nature's Balance.

Kantobliv is ranked 291,131^st in the world and 308^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Primitive, scoring -808.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.