Population | 5.63 billion |
Capital | Capital District of Davao City |
Leader | President Julian Renato Caballero |
Faith | No official religion |
Currency | South Mindanao Peso |
Animal | Philippine Eagle |
The Panlipunang Demokrasya of Bagong Timog Mindanao is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Julian Renato Caballero with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.63 billion South Mindanaoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital District of Davao City. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The frighteningly efficient South Mindanaoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,030 trillion South Mindanao Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 183,091 South Mindanao Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every workday begins with group therapy, t-shirts displaying a photo of President Julian Renato Caballero performing the Full-Monty are selling out, builders across Bagong Timog Mindanao are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and Bagong Timog Mindanao's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bagong Timog Mindanao's national animal is the Philippine Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is No official religion.
Bagong Timog Mindanao is ranked 289,639th in the world and 306th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Primitive, scoring -624.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bagong Timog Mindanao lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Bagong Timog Mindanao, Bagong Timog Mindanao's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Bagong Timog Mindanao, builders across Bagong Timog Mindanao are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in Bagong Timog Mindanao, t-shirts displaying a photo of President Julian Renato Caballero performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
- : Following new legislation in Bagong Timog Mindanao, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in Bagong Timog Mindanao, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
- : Bagong Timog Mindanao was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Bagong Timog Mindanao, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
- : Following new legislation in Bagong Timog Mindanao, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in Bagong Timog Mindanao, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
World Assembly
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