The Radical Feminist Republic of Schillikia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Velma Schillikskaya with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.802 billion Schillikians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schillikskov. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Schillikian economy, worth a remarkable 6,381 trillion Schilliks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 306,769 Schilliks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Velma Schillikskaya is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Schillikia' is a smash hit. Crime is totally unknown. Schillikia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Schillikia is ranked 290,527^th in the world and 7,036^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -36.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.