The Great Slavic Empire of Slavic-Nords is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Voleslav Romich with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, devout population of 867 million Slavic-Nordians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zlotina. The average income tax rate is 44.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Slavic-Nordsian economy, worth 90.0 trillion Slodas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 103,820 Slodas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, government policy is dictated by a major religion, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and the endangered saltwater humpback Eagle is only seen in captivity programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavic-Nords's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Slavic-Nords is ranked 51,601^st in the world and 90^th in The League for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,810.22 on the Gilded Widget Scale.