The Kingdom of Swargam is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 294 million Swargamians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 47.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Swargamian economy, worth 10.3 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,928 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, army rations are served on silver platters, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swargam's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Swargam is ranked 123,099^th in the world and 216^th in The League for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 923.25 on the Gilded Widget Scale.