The The Kingdom of targetwest of Targetwest is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by PRIME MINISTER Oliver dowden with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 5.681 billion Targets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Sunderland. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Targetwestian economy, worth 923 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,646 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, moonshine has made a resurgence, and children's toy tractors have been seized as state property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Targetwest's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is All FAITHS.

Targetwest is ranked 115,115^th in the world and 210^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 144.63 on the Clooney Contribution Index.