The Republic of Tuscerslavia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 416 million Tuscerslavs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Столвытовград. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Tuscerslavic economy, worth 14.0 trillion Зялокs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,606 Зялокs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tuscerslavia has designated Столвытовград as its capital city, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens, political hopefuls must announce their intentions decades in advance to accommodate extensive background checks, and white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tuscerslavia's national animal is the sea fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Tuscerslavia is ranked 165,290^th in the world and 236^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 77.88 on the Clooney Contribution Index.