The Federal Republic of Boreallia is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.451 billion Boreallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesnoy. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Boreallian economy, worth 160 trillion Boreal hryvnas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,845 Boreal hryvnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and the nation's biggest export is stupidity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boreallia's national animal is the Brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Boreallia is ranked 253,433^rd in the world and 6,226^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -162.67 on the Scary Big Number Scale.