The Dominion of Brovnodia is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 944 million Brovnodeses enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grachnivob. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.0%.

The powerhouse Brovnodian economy, worth 76.8 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 81,325 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,446 per year while the poor average 19,600, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, Brovnodeses no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brovnodia's national animal is the Cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Brovnodia is ranked 224,872^nd in the world and 5,354^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -3.57 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.