The Federal Republic of Satroju is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.666 billion Satrojuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jurojo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Satrojuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,972 trillion Jaroes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 257,317 Jaroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, populations of two-headed Wolves have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, and the government pours millions of Jaroes into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satroju's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Satroju is ranked 290,452^nd in the world and 5,117^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -28.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.