The Commonwealth of Depolis is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Riantinian with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 20.956 billion Depolisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depolis. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Depolisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,270 trillion Dubloons a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,080 Dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, one can wake up in Depolis and have breakfast in Bigtopia, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and the bureaucracy's scale makes the trees wail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Depolis's national animal is the Guilded Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Icthaticys Macsi.

Depolis is ranked 107,621^st in the world and 3,901^st in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,526.92 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.