The Theocratic State of Mythorium is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Priest Conrad IV with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, devout population of 1.744 billion Mytholans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Province of Sascony. The average income tax rate is 28.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mythoriumian economy, worth 94.6 trillion Conradic Pints a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,254 Conradic Pints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A degree in Priest Conrad IV Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Mythorium's national animal is the Nova Scotia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Mythorium is ranked 92,532^nd in the world and 3,955^th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.