Population | 2.702 billion |
Capital | Manila |
Leader | Puypuy The Hampter |
Faith | Hampterism |
Currency | peso |
Animal | Hamster |
The Armed Republic of Eagle-Hawk is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Puypuy The Hampter with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.702 billion Eagle-Hawkers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Eagle-Hawker economy, worth 878 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 325,015 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime is totally unknown. Eagle-Hawk's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hampterism.
Eagle-Hawk is ranked 4,847th in the world and 111th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,486.69 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eagle-Hawk, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Following new legislation in Eagle-Hawk, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
- : Following new legislation in Eagle-Hawk, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear.
- : Following new legislation in Eagle-Hawk, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
- : Following new legislation in Eagle-Hawk, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
- : Following new legislation in Eagle-Hawk, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records.
- : Following new legislation in Eagle-Hawk, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.
- : Following new legislation in Eagle-Hawk, the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays.
- : Following new legislation in Eagle-Hawk, in pet stores nationwide Hamsters are growing in popularity.
- : Following new legislation in Eagle-Hawk, the military's newest toy broadcasts Eagle-Hawk's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 16 » Saavir Yuvon, Chocolatistan, Falangist Quebec, Perfect Sublime Masters, New Anarchisticstan, Andromeda Islands, TorNaGul, Orcuo, Arctic Lands, Nation6, Europeasia, Northern Estrian Islands, Dakota, Elaribel, ECC Norway, and Mad Jack Is Rejected.