The Dominion of Flurp Flurp Land is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Flurpus Supreme with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.295 billion Flurp Flurp Landians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flurp Flurp-atia. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Flurp Flurp Landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,010 trillion Hopes and Dreams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,488 Hopes and Dreams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Flurp Flurp Landian language, Flurp Flurp Land Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences, and people forget to eat because they are too busy singing The Flurpus Supreme's praises. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flurp Flurp Land's national animal is the Tardigrade, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult Of The Purple Demon Sludges.

Flurp Flurp Land is ranked 154,867^th in the world and 127^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,469.88 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.