The Free Land of Frozen Republic is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 8.582 billion Frozen Republicians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Frozen Republician economy, worth 325 trillion Icicles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 37,907 Icicles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, skateparks can be found in every city, and Frozen Republic has designated Frozen Republic City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frozen Republic's national animal is the Pinguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frozen Republic is ranked 17,384^th in the world and 450^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,123.26 pounds of wildlife per square mile.