Population | 291 million |
Currency | burg |
Animal | chickens |
The Holy Empire of Hamburg empire is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 291 million Hamburg empireans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 15.8%.
The very strong Hamburg empirean economy, worth 21.7 trillion burgs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,682 burgs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, and aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamburg empire's national animal is the chickens, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Hamburg empire is ranked 132,737th in the world and 1,223rd in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 68.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hamburg empire's influence in The Communist Bloc rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Hamburg empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Most Conservative.
- : Hamburg empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : Hamburg empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : Following new legislation in Hamburg empire, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
- : Following new legislation in Hamburg empire, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper.
- : Following new legislation in Hamburg empire, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- : Following new legislation in Hamburg empire, Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
- : Hamburg empire was endorsed by The Republic of Tafat.
- : Hamburg empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 15 » Anerchi, Old Corus, North Goiky, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, The super boy kissers, Remnantia, UNIOS, Krajzovda, Thelania, Libisia, Namwenia, International Socialist Union, Democratic Republic of Acember, Perclumsia, and Tafat.